The Cheat Sheet

From the author behind the hit novel "How to Fail: The Self-Hurt Guide" comes this collection of eleven short stories about the sexes, sex, and sexiness in New York. "The References" -- The final few lines of one's resume are usually devoted to references that can tell a would-be employer you're the right person for the job. One's life references are a little different, but even more important. "The Ambiguous Woman" -- A man struggles to figure out exactly what a woman is thinking while on a date with her. "The Boyfriend Trials" -- A fed-up thirty-year-old woman has a most interesting methodology in searching for the perfect partner. "Health" -- Arthur Lampkin is the sex-ed teacher at a Staten Island high school whose life is a living hell of comical sex-ed tools, oversexed teenagers, and an undersexed home life. "The Feminist" -- Kelly Meyers is the only male professor at an all-girls college. "Comedic Romance" -- Love in real life never happens like it does in Hollywood rom-coms. "He Proposed" -- The day a woman gets proposed to is the most exciting day of her life. And, she can't wait to tell you all about it. "Born. Again" -- What happens when a sexually promiscuous New York atheist spends a weekend with a chaste Midwestern Christian? "Gross Humans" -- If you knew what most couples did behind closed doors, you'd be repulsed. "Ain't Nothing Like a New York Romance" -- There can't possibly be a better place to fall in love than New York City. Can there? "The Cheat Sheet" - [plot redacted]